Things as Other Things: Met Gala Edition

Can you spot the resemblances?

by Emma Specter
May 6 2019, 11:53pm

The Met Gala is in full swing, and Twitter's having a grand old time drawing comparisons between famous people and their inanimate/fictional counterparts (i.e. Celine Dion as a pasta drying rack, etc.) We at GARAGE are never ones to miss out on a party — invite us to your parties! We're fun! — so we got in on the action, putting together a special Met Gala edition of "Things as Other Things."

Hamish Bowles as Ursula the Sea Witch from The Little Mermaid.


Separated at birth!

Awkwafina as a Grammy Award.


If there's any justice in the world, she'll have one someday.

Sienna Miller as a colander.


Minus the green beans and plus a healthy dose of chic, of course.

Elle Fanning as a Dreamsicle.


The sherbert-y tones, the simple, declarative white's all there.

Hailey Bieber as an Acne Studios bag.


Who said millennial pink was dead? (Oh, right, Fast Company.)

Ryan Murphy as a clam.


Clam, but make it Vajazzled.

Katy Perry as...a literal candelabra.


Okay, this one's not much of a stretch.