Are Your Kids Texting About Paris Fashion Week?

OMFG GARAGE is here to help!

by Laia Garcia-Furtado
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Sep 29 2019, 9:45am

So you've watched one episode of Euphoria and are now terrified that you no longer know your kids. And now you're checking your kid's phone and noticing weird abbreviations in their text messages. Could it be... drugs? Sex stuff? They're probably just texting about the Paris shows, which have been going on since Monday. Are you concerned about bermudas? Witchcraft? Don't worry, GARAGE's got you covered.

BRB = bougy raffia babe

Dior Spring Summer 2020
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A raffia moment at Dior's Spring 2020 show.

OMG = opulence! magic! glamour!

Dries Van Noten Spring 2020
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Nothing says over-the-top female fantasy like the clothes that went down Dries Van Noten's runway, a collaboration between the Belgian designer with Christian Lacroix.

TFW = total f*cking witches

Marine Serre Spring 2020
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Does Marine Serre's Spring 2020 collection prove that she's a witch or is she just a witch ally?

STFU = shirt/trench for us

Junya Watanabe Spring 2020
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At Junya Watanabe, two-for-one deals are the name of the game with a button-down shirt that is also (kinda sorta) a trenchcoat.

TBH = towering bubbles (in) heaven

Rick Owens Spring 2020
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A regal queen look surrounded by bubbles, during Rick Owens' Spring 2020 collection.

BDSM = BermuDa shorts mmk

Saint Laurent Spring 2020
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The bermuda short is back and this time it means business at Saint Laurent's Spring 2020 collection.

SMH = see my hips

Loewe Spring 2020
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Loewe designer Jonathan Anderson was feeling a lighter mood for his Spring 2020 collection.

TMI = twist myself into (pieces this is my last resort)

Y/Project Spring 2020
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A signature twisted look from Y/Project's Spring 2020 collection.