The Best In the World
This Is Not a Drill: There Will Be Cannabis-Infused Gummies in the Minibars at The Standard
If you're reading this in The Standard, and it's after April 10th...there are cannabinoid gumdrops in your mini-fridge RIGHT NOW.
I Imagineered My Dream Apartment with Furniture from the Ritz Auction
Wicker Louis XV chairs, equestrian themes, curved velvet sofas, and a matching robe-and-slipper set!
The Most Immortal Palm Tree in the World
Keep your warm-weather fantasies alive with this very good palm tree floor lamp.
The Most Elegant House in the World
The Villa Necchi (yes, the house in "I Am Love") is a private residence-turned-museum of unparalleled beauty.
The Best Tippling Stick in the World
We can't all be Rihanna, but you can give your mobile liquor habit a greater amount of flair!
YSL Cigarettes are the most #Fashion Cigeretts in the world.
From the man who invented Le Smoking: a pack of Yves Saint Laurent cigarettes.
The Silkiest Silk Pajamas in the World
Because it is such a luxury to stay in bed all day, typing and scrolling!
The Most Advanced Fidget Spinner in the World
This minimalist brass weapon of distraction will spin for what seems like a small eternity.
The Pinkest Diamond in the World
This $71.2 million diamond is millennial pink. #mood
The Most Blue-Chip Dinner Plate in the World
We don’t mean something you dip in salsa. Supported by Louis Vuitton.
The Most Exquisite Tie-Dye Clothing in the World
How do you justify charging the price of a pound of weed for a tie-dye shirt? According to Elder Statesman, make it an extremely nice sweater.